Big and Clever because it suits us.

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BrokeN BiScuiT PrODUctionS
tHe FILMS
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Directed: Martin Lejeune and Tom Taylor
Written by Martin Lejeune
Starring Tom Taylor as Mike, Nils Curran as Graham, Martin Lejeune as Grenvil, and Alex Kelham as PC Miggins
Camera: Alex Gray
Music: Includes Lemon Jelly & Robolint
:: Trailer (1MB) :: Download (6MB) :: Visit the Website ::

 

Bums
Written and Directed by Alex Kelham and Nils Curran
Starring Alex Gray as Abel and Martin Lejeune as Cain
Music: Lemon Jelly
:: Download (3.5MB) ::

 

Noel and Edmond
Directed by Martin Lejeune and Alex Gray
Written by Alex Gray (w/ Martin Lejeune)
Starring Martin Lejeune, Alex Gray and Dave Brain
Note: Noel and Edmond, with perhaps the most random script ever written, was never finished. The official word is that filming schedules became terribly mixed up, and last minute script re-writes caused production chaos, an edit does exist, but it sadly won't ever see the light of day.

 


Written and Directed by Martin Lejeune
Starring Tom Taylor as PC Shotgun Mike, Alex Kelham
as PC Gordon Miggins, Matt Watts as Ben the Dutch Burgular with Stu the Zookini, Todd Rivers, Martin Lejeune, Richard Brookes, Paul Van Gent and Andrea Mattew Stroud
Music: Black Mages - Those who Fight Further
:: Download (23MB)::

 

Sticks and Balls
Written, Directed and Starring Alex Kelham and Stu Fitzsimmons
With Matt Watts as Les
Music: Blur - Song 2 & Motorhead - Ace of Spades
:: Download (16MB) ::

 

Treason - A Trailer
Written and Directed by Martin Lejeune
Starring James Matthew Stroud as Defense Minister Robert Brooks, with Nick Cooke, Alex Kelham, Matt Watts and Alex Grey as Michael Berk
Produced by Nick Cooke, Alex Grey and Martin Lejeune
:: Download (7MB) ::

 

Broken Identity - A Trailer
With Matt Watts and Chris Raymont
:: Download (14MB) ::

 


Written and Directed by Martin Lejeune
Starring Matt Watts as Colin, Richard Brookes as Dr. Mandrake and Natasha Lees as N. Bridget
:: Visit the Website ::

 


Directed by Martin Lejeune, Matt Watts and Richard Brookes
Written by Richard Brookes (w/ Martin Lejeune)
Note: If you've heard of Jedied before, there's a reason. It was originally the breakthrough Broken Biscuit Project, a Star Wars Fan Audio production, then got scrapped, then came back again, then got scrapped, and now, we've picked it up again, with the more ambitious move to turn it into a fan film.

 

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Volume One
Contains: Flour, Bums, In Amongst the City Lights and Sticks and Balls
Special Features: "Amongst" Commentary, "Everyone loves PC Miggins" Music Video

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Broken Biscuit Productions
Est 2002
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Broken Biscuit Productions 2002-2005

E-mail us at almightyflyinghaddock@hotmail.com

P.S. Please Don't ask us about:
Boj the Vampire Hunter
Noel and Edmond
Jedied - The Audio Drama