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GM
Crops, Nuclear Power Stations, Dutch Criminals, these are the
words we usually assosiate with the apocalypse. However, it
is now here, and it has come in the form of an army of mutant
Zombie Trainspotters, all of them out to eat your flesh and
to collect train memorabilia.
A
number of specialist army clean up crews have been dispatched,
and will hopefully stem the problem and prevent the plague reaching
heavily populated cities. However, It was only after the Nuclear
Steam Powered Locomotive clean up team arrived at Oakehampton
Train Station, after discovering the fatal squirrel that had
caused the devastation, they were attacked by what was described
as "PISSING ZOMBIE TRAINSPOTTERS!". After making that
final comment, the team vanished, and are presumed eaten.
It
was'nt long before the zombie trainspotters moved onto nearby
towns and started infecting townspeople.
"It's a truly awful moment when you realize that civilization
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we
know it is collapsing," says Mr. Hugh, a resident of the
terribly afflicted coastal town Exmouth, "one moment I'm
mowing the lawn, and the next, I'm having to decapitate the
next door neighbour with my shears. It's just not what you expect
of a Saturday evening. But it was fucking brilliant the way
his head flew off and skimmed down the garden like a pebble
over water."
Standing
in for the government secretary for zombie appocalyspe, Defense
Minister Robert Brooks had this to say... "This crisis
is very unique, and I'm afraid to say that it might get MUCH
worse. But I have one request, Doctor Mandrake. If you're out
there, we need you, I don't know what to do, if you can hear
me Doctor, but the situation has never been more desparate.
Please Doctor, help us."
It
is unknown whether legendary government scietist Doctor D. Mandrake
actually heard the plea, as he was last seen getting drunk in
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