Episode
Two
Matt's Diary
Matt's Diary
(Sung by Matt Berry with the Gentlemen of the Club)
How could you read out my diary?
And let all these men laugh at me
Oh I'm so sick and tired of your bullshit,
You've run out of gas in your carpet.
And after all that I have done for you,
I gave you a home, food, booze too.
And this is how you betray me,
you sit there and read out my diary.
How could
you read out his diary?
It warrants a police enquiry.
And after all that he has done for you,
He gave you a home, food, booze too.
And this is how you repay him,
If he killed you we would not blame him.
So be on
your guard, tonight in your bed...
By Tomorrow Morning, you could be dead.
Watch your back, I'm watching you...
We were a team, and now we're through.
Be on your guard, tonight in your bed...
By Tomorrow Morning, you could be dead.
Snuffbox 1888
(Sung by Matt Berry)
…put remains in my snuffbox.
For me,
For you...
Suicide
Pt IV (The Empty Room)
(Performed by Matt Berry as the Matt Berry Project)
Operatic Bronze
(Sung by Matt Berry)
I can't be in love if it's plastic,
To live on my own just seems tragic,
Raise our swords high when my day comes,
You thought it was gold but it was bronze.
So get me in time, when my day comes,
You thought it was gold but it was bronze.
So get me in time, when my day comes,
You thought it was gold but it was bronze.