Episode
Five
Love Triangle
Everything Went
Dark
(Performed by Rich Fulcher on the Piano)
Rod Rod Hubba Hubba Ding Dong Doh,
Hubba Hubba Do All Day.
Lub Lub Lagga Lagga Ling Long Lark,
Everything Went Dark!
Everybody!
Rod Rod Hubba
Hubba Ding Dong Doh,
Hubba Hubba Do All Day.
Lub Lub Lagga Lagga Ling Long Lark,
Everything Went Dark…
I'm
the Hangman
(Sung by Matt Berry)
Couldn't sleep at nights then,
Awoken by the faces of a thousand dead men.
What kind of beast- kills for pay?
I knew I'd go to hell on judgement day…
But why should I be so sa-ad?
The hours are good, and the money's not bad.
I think of all the jobs that I could have gone into,
Sweeping up parts, driving trains to waterloo,
I could have been a painter, or the world's greatest wit,
I could have been a sailor but the hat didn't fit…
I'm the hangman.
Take my hand…
Come with me…
It's okay…
You'll be free…
Chorus
Aah-aah-aaaaah!
Aah-aah-aaaaah!
Aah-aah-aaaaah!
Aah-aah-aaaaah.
Bronze for the Ladies
(Sung by Rich Fulcher)
I can't be in love if it's plastic,
To live on my own just seems tragic,
Raise our swords high when my day comes,
You thought it was gold but it was bronze.
So- get here in time, when our day comes,
You- thought it was gold but it was bronze.
Get here in time, when our day comes,
You- thought it was gold but it was bronze.
Get here in time, whe-en our day comes,
You- thought it was gold but it was bronze.
Get here in time, whe-en our day comes,
You- thought it was gold but it was bronze.